Randall Mann
Bullet Points
Think of the passive-
aggressive bay, your office,
green waves of deprivation;
think of the stalls—
longing scrawls; gentlemen-walls—
keeping your creeping
at length in the violent hour.
As it all starts to sour.
Forbid your staff
to laugh, devour the massive
overflow, Stilton
with a cracker moat. Your coat.
There is so much to withhold
in like, in life,
and you have been voluntold
by your beard slash wife
to crash the discharge party
for those who chose the package.
(Your type? Sporty.
We have all seen the intern’s
biceps and lightly
drawn bullet points. Just say cheese.)
Failure is like an adverb:
how politely
you wince at chauvinism,
cheers. For years, you called
your assistant, Jim, Jizzum—
to yourself. Think of the guests.
No one should guess:
you compete with your blood tests.
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